Clean jokes and funny quotes

Easy to say love you, hard to keep the love forever impossible

Man to very beautiful Air Hostess:- "What's your name?"

Air Hostess: "Eva Benz.."

Man           : "Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"

Air Hostess: (smiling) "Maintenance cost is same

School Life:
Wo Big gang of frnds󾌪
Wo boring uniforms󾓏
Wo cycle se school jana󾟫
Wo Silly fights󾮖
Wo teachers k naam rakhna󾍚
Wo Group photos👭
Wo homework na kar k jana󾔃
Wo roz ki pnishmnt󾍒
Wo P.T periods󾍗
Wo Rocking annual days󾆢
So many hands in a single lunch box󾥰
HORRER XAMS󾕈
Remarkable marks󾕋
Terror report card󾕁
Self parents signature󾔧
Lovable trips󾟘
Wo bachpan ka pehla pyar󾠩
Wo Summer holidays ka intezar🌞
Wo Aakhri board Xam󾕆
Wo Farewell󾆶
Wo sab ka bichad jana..󾌺
“SCHOOL”life is just a heaven󾀻
send to all your friends to rmember your school life once again.󾠨󾌵
⛔ Apko apki Mummy Ki Ksm Aage Pdho
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I love mom
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Apko MUMMY Ki Ksm a SmS 10Logo Ko Bhejo
Nai To ASHUBH Hoga
Muje B Fsaya gya
 (SORRY mom k liye To krna pdega)

A store that sells "New Husbands" has opened in New Delhi, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors..

A woman goes to find a husband.

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor..

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs ...n love kids.. she continues upward...

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking..

'Wow,' she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor..

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework.

She exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor...

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. 

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 3,14,56,012 to this floor...

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only as proof that women are impossible to please!!! 
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..


Continues...


Now The store's owner opened a "New Wives Store" just across the street..

The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men..

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The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!!!