A boy called to Mobile Operator customer care...and A Girl picked up the phone.
Girl : Welcome to the Customer care
Boy : Thank you.
Gilr : How may i Help you ?
Boy : Would you like to marry me ?
Gilr : Sir, you dialed wrong number
Boy : No No, i dialed correct number only, will you marry me ?
Girl : No, i'm not interested in marriage
Boy : Hello Madam, listen please
Girl : Not interested
Boy : If you do love marriage, then i will take to you to LONDON . Or Honkong for arrange marriage.
Girl : Hello, i'm not interested in marrying you. Then why are giving me these offers ?
Boy : Court marriage expense 10,000rs, Normal Marriage expense 2,00,000rs, Muslim style in only 2000rs
Girl : Why are you not understanding me, i'm not interested in marring you...
Boy : So, now you realised our pain, When we are NOT interested in any plans/offers. why do you keep on calling us...
Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think...?
Intel inside.. Mental outside.
You are standing in front of fridge...What fridge will think...?
Cool inside.. Fool outside
Think you are standing outside race course...What race course will think...?
Ghoda inside.. Gadha outside...
Now laugh...
Think you are using Whatsapp, what will Whatsapp think?
Jokes inside..Joker outside
In a ladies KITTY PARTY MEETING, The host asked a question !
When did u last say "I LOVE YOU" to ur husbands ??
One said..today..
Other said...2 days back.....
Someone said...1 week back...
Host : " Now, all of u send I LOVE YOU ..msg to ur husbands. Who ever gets AWESOME reply will get a SURPRISE GIFT.!
Everyone started sent I LOVE U msg to their husbands.
After sometime, HUSBAND'S replies are as below.....
Person 1 : SWEETY.... Is ur health condition Ok???
Person 2 : Have You Not cooked Food Today Too?
Person 3 : Darling, R u out of balance for the money given for home maintenance?
Person 4 : What's the matter??
Person 5 : R u dreaming or am I?
Person 6 : Did u like someone's Jewelry in the function u attended today?
Person 7 : I am already tensed in Office n now u r sending msgs like this... do u have brain?
Person 8 : How many times did I tell you not to watch those serials ??
Person 9 : Oho..did u have an accident again ....With My Car...?
Person 10: Should I pick kids from school today also??
Last - Who won SURPRISE GIFT, And msg is........
Person 11: Who is dis ..sending msg frm my wife mobile???
Outside an Electricity Board Office, One Banana vendor was selling Bananas.
EB officer: What's the price of Banana?
Vendor : Let me know where you will use it?
EB officer: What do you mean?
Vendor Replied:
If you are taking it to temple then it's Rs 10 per kg.
For School children Rs 20 per kg
If you are taking home Rs 25 per kg
And for Restaurant Rs 30 per kg.....
EB officer: How can this be? All bananas are same then why difference in price?
Vendor : This is my tariff plan.
You people give electricity to home, shop, factory etc from the same pole. But you charge different tariffs with slab..
Banana vendor rocked and EB officer shocked
Girl : Welcome to the Customer care
Boy : Thank you.
Gilr : How may i Help you ?
Boy : Would you like to marry me ?
Gilr : Sir, you dialed wrong number
Boy : No No, i dialed correct number only, will you marry me ?
Girl : No, i'm not interested in marriage
Boy : Hello Madam, listen please
Girl : Not interested
Boy : If you do love marriage, then i will take to you to LONDON . Or Honkong for arrange marriage.
Girl : Hello, i'm not interested in marrying you. Then why are giving me these offers ?
Boy : Court marriage expense 10,000rs, Normal Marriage expense 2,00,000rs, Muslim style in only 2000rs
Girl : Why are you not understanding me, i'm not interested in marring you...
Boy : So, now you realised our pain, When we are NOT interested in any plans/offers. why do you keep on calling us...
Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think...?
Intel inside.. Mental outside.
You are standing in front of fridge...What fridge will think...?
Cool inside.. Fool outside
Think you are standing outside race course...What race course will think...?
Ghoda inside.. Gadha outside...
Now laugh...
Think you are using Whatsapp, what will Whatsapp think?
Jokes inside..Joker outside
In a ladies KITTY PARTY MEETING, The host asked a question !
When did u last say "I LOVE YOU" to ur husbands ??
One said..today..
Other said...2 days back.....
Someone said...1 week back...
Host : " Now, all of u send I LOVE YOU ..msg to ur husbands. Who ever gets AWESOME reply will get a SURPRISE GIFT.!
Everyone started sent I LOVE U msg to their husbands.
After sometime, HUSBAND'S replies are as below.....
Person 1 : SWEETY.... Is ur health condition Ok???
Person 2 : Have You Not cooked Food Today Too?
Person 3 : Darling, R u out of balance for the money given for home maintenance?
Person 4 : What's the matter??
Person 5 : R u dreaming or am I?
Person 6 : Did u like someone's Jewelry in the function u attended today?
Person 7 : I am already tensed in Office n now u r sending msgs like this... do u have brain?
Person 8 : How many times did I tell you not to watch those serials ??
Person 9 : Oho..did u have an accident again ....With My Car...?
Person 10: Should I pick kids from school today also??
Last - Who won SURPRISE GIFT, And msg is........
Person 11: Who is dis ..sending msg frm my wife mobile???
Outside an Electricity Board Office, One Banana vendor was selling Bananas.
EB officer: What's the price of Banana?
Vendor : Let me know where you will use it?
EB officer: What do you mean?
Vendor Replied:
If you are taking it to temple then it's Rs 10 per kg.
For School children Rs 20 per kg
If you are taking home Rs 25 per kg
And for Restaurant Rs 30 per kg.....
EB officer: How can this be? All bananas are same then why difference in price?
Vendor : This is my tariff plan.
You people give electricity to home, shop, factory etc from the same pole. But you charge different tariffs with slab..
Banana vendor rocked and EB officer shocked
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