Heroine went to a shopping mall and selected clothes.
She asks the sales man: "Where's trial room..?"
Salesman to Heroine:
Madam, what are you going to hide from us, I have a collection of 40GB..!! ?????
Student : Sir, can I ask a Question?
Teacher : Yes!
Student : How do you put an Elephant inside a Fridge?
Teacher : I don't know.
Student : It's easy just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
Teacher : Okay, ask.
Student : If all the animals went to the Lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
Teacher : The Lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
Student : No sir, It is Elephant because it's still inside the Fridge.
Teacher Shocks, Student Rocks.
A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000.
The house cost him about US$700,000 in 2011, the affair lasted for 5 years.
He sold the house this year for $3.8 million, after they broke up.
A quick calculation shows that after 5 years of a fling with the woman, he still had a net gain of $2.8 million plus six years of FREE LOVE.
When his wife found out about this, he offers the $2.8 million to her.
But she was still not happy...and she was very mad at him and gave him a big mouthful.
She yelled at him at the top of her voice and said, "BLOODY IDIOT, STUPID FOOL, Why the hell didn't you keep TWO MISTRESSES !!!!
A man purchased an Enfield Bullet 350cc .. so that could take his girlfriend for long drives.
But unfortunately, he was not able to hear his girlfriend's voice while riding on it because of the loud Bullet sound.
He got fed up and sold his Bullet n bought Honda Activa.
He got married to his girlfriend and one year later ....
He sold activa and bought an Enfield Bullet 500 cc
An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside
"GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100"
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Indian : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money..
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Indian : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all "
Indian : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"
Indian : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
You can't beat Indians!! ????????????????????
Father to Neighbor : I have 4 sons
1st son - Engineer
2nd son - MBA
3rd son - Ph.D
4th son - Thief
Neighbor : Why don't you throw your 4th son out of the house?
Father : He is the only one earning in the house, rest are jobless!.
Girl : Let's go for a dinner tonight.
Boy(An Engineer) : Ok.
Girl : But where will you take me.
Boy : Should we go to mint food ( an economic restaurant )?
Girl : No. That's a very cheap place. Let's go to Tomato's (A brutally costly place).
Boy : Silent for a minute Ok, see you at 7. I will pick you up from your place.
Boy pick up girl at 7, on the way...
Boy : Once I had pani-puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puri's and defeated me.
Girl : What so difficult's in it?
Boy : Defeating me in pani-puri competition is difficult.
Girl : I can easily beat you.
Boy : Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Girl : Lets see.
They both stop at a pani-puri stall.They start eating,
After above 30 pani-puri the boy gave up.
The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, "you lose".
The bill was Rs.120
The main aim of an engineer is to satisfy customers with minimum requirements.
Lady went to Police station to lodge a complaint
Lady : My husband who went to buy Dosa Mix is missing since 3 days
Police : What were u doing last three days madam?
Lady : Somehow managing with Upma and Puri, Sir
In a Bar , They had a New Drink on the menu : Vodka HoMi !!!
Customer : What's this Drink?
Bartender : It's a cocktail of Vodka mixed with Honey and Milk.
Customer : Why Honey ???
Bartender : Honey gives Energy
Customer : What about Milk???
Bartender : Milk will give you strength
Customer : So why Vodka?
Bartender : Vodka will give you Ideas about what to do with Strength and Energy..!!
She asks the sales man: "Where's trial room..?"
Salesman to Heroine:
Madam, what are you going to hide from us, I have a collection of 40GB..!! ?????
Student : Sir, can I ask a Question?
Teacher : Yes!
Student : How do you put an Elephant inside a Fridge?
Teacher : I don't know.
Student : It's easy just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
Teacher : Okay, ask.
Student : If all the animals went to the Lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
Teacher : The Lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
Student : No sir, It is Elephant because it's still inside the Fridge.
Teacher Shocks, Student Rocks.
A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000.
The house cost him about US$700,000 in 2011, the affair lasted for 5 years.
He sold the house this year for $3.8 million, after they broke up.
A quick calculation shows that after 5 years of a fling with the woman, he still had a net gain of $2.8 million plus six years of FREE LOVE.
When his wife found out about this, he offers the $2.8 million to her.
But she was still not happy...and she was very mad at him and gave him a big mouthful.
She yelled at him at the top of her voice and said, "BLOODY IDIOT, STUPID FOOL, Why the hell didn't you keep TWO MISTRESSES !!!!
A man purchased an Enfield Bullet 350cc .. so that could take his girlfriend for long drives.
But unfortunately, he was not able to hear his girlfriend's voice while riding on it because of the loud Bullet sound.
He got fed up and sold his Bullet n bought Honda Activa.
He got married to his girlfriend and one year later ....
He sold activa and bought an Enfield Bullet 500 cc
An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside
"GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100"
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Indian : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money..
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Indian : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all "
Indian : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"
Indian : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
You can't beat Indians!! ????????????????????
Father to Neighbor : I have 4 sons
1st son - Engineer
2nd son - MBA
3rd son - Ph.D
4th son - Thief
Neighbor : Why don't you throw your 4th son out of the house?
Father : He is the only one earning in the house, rest are jobless!.
Girl : Let's go for a dinner tonight.
Boy(An Engineer) : Ok.
Girl : But where will you take me.
Boy : Should we go to mint food ( an economic restaurant )?
Girl : No. That's a very cheap place. Let's go to Tomato's (A brutally costly place).
Boy : Silent for a minute Ok, see you at 7. I will pick you up from your place.
Boy pick up girl at 7, on the way...
Boy : Once I had pani-puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puri's and defeated me.
Girl : What so difficult's in it?
Boy : Defeating me in pani-puri competition is difficult.
Girl : I can easily beat you.
Boy : Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Girl : Lets see.
They both stop at a pani-puri stall.They start eating,
After above 30 pani-puri the boy gave up.
The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, "you lose".
The bill was Rs.120
The main aim of an engineer is to satisfy customers with minimum requirements.
Lady went to Police station to lodge a complaint
Lady : My husband who went to buy Dosa Mix is missing since 3 days
Police : What were u doing last three days madam?
Lady : Somehow managing with Upma and Puri, Sir
In a Bar , They had a New Drink on the menu : Vodka HoMi !!!
Customer : What's this Drink?
Bartender : It's a cocktail of Vodka mixed with Honey and Milk.
Customer : Why Honey ???
Bartender : Honey gives Energy
Customer : What about Milk???
Bartender : Milk will give you strength
Customer : So why Vodka?
Bartender : Vodka will give you Ideas about what to do with Strength and Energy..!!
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